Every volume of this series has ended at the same wall. A brand publishes
certificates for its flower, because flower buyers ask for them, and publishes
nothing for the pre-rolls, the vapes, the edibles — which is routinely a
third of what it sells and most of what it sells best. We have written that
paragraph four times now.
Florette does not have that gap. Its certificate page carries flower, pre-rolls,
infused pre-rolls and vapes, batch by batch, roughly 200 index rows going back
to February 2025. We pulled forty-three of them and transcribed every
cannabinoid and every terpene by hand. Every format is covered. The vape
certificates even cross-reference the bulk oil lot when the finished-unit report
only carries heavy metals — a disclosure most companies would simply have
left silent.
And the flower itself is the best we have measured. Not close.
So this piece is not about a company hiding its chemistry. It is about what
happens to that chemistry on the way from the jar to the pre-roll, and about
a claim — printed on the brand's own materials — that the two are
the same thing.
1 : 13.6Median terpene-to-THC
in flower — best in
this series
33/33Batches whose THC
arithmetic reconciles
4 of 4Product formats with
published certificates
6 of 6Matched pairs where
pre-roll terpenes fall
below the jar
Who this actually is
Florette is the brand. The licensee is Green Wells Venture LLC
— New York Department of State ID 5695694, formed 24 January 2020,
Allegany County — and it holds three licences of its own. There is no
third-party processor here, no rented licence, no phantom number. Every one of
the forty-three certificates prints the same client and the same licence, and
that licence resolves exactly to the state register.
NY OCM licensee dataset (data.ny.gov, jskf-tt3q), queried 16 August 2026. Primary contact of record on all three: Luis Delgado. No social-equity category field is present on any of the three.
Date-stamp, because two of these are about to lapse
This piece was filed on 16 August 2026. The processor licence
expires 28 August 2026 — twelve days later — and the
distributor on 20 September. Neither appears in the Cannabis Control Board's
August renewal resolution, which did renew the cultivator. A reader arriving
after those dates should re-query the register rather than trust the word
"active" above.
The cultivation tier is worth pausing on, because it is one of the few marketing
claims in cannabis that anyone can falsify in thirty seconds. Florette's About
page says: "Using mixed light cultivation, we combine natural sunlight with
supplemental lighting." The licence field reads
CCULT_MIXED_T2,
mixed-light flag 1, indoor and outdoor both 0. The claim matches the
record exactly. That is the first time in this series a cultivation
claim has survived the check without qualification — and it is worth
noting that where the description goes wrong, it goes wrong on third-party
retailer pages, not on Florette's.
Four names, and the one with a filing behind it
The naming is untidy in a way that is worth a paragraph and not more. The brand
is Florette. The state's licence record gives the trade name as
Green Wells Farm, singular. The certificates print
Green Wells Farms, plural. And the company's own privacy policy
opens: "This Privacy Policy is entered into by and between Green Wells
Venture, LLC DBA Casa Verde Farms…"
The instinct is to treat the privacy policy as the stale artefact. It is the
reverse. Casa Verde Farms is the only assumed name Green Wells Venture
LLC has ever filed with the New York Department of State — ID
6882092, filed February 2023, refiled October 2024, active. "Green Wells Farm"
and "Green Wells Farms" appear nowhere in the assumed-name record. The name on
the lab reports is the one without a state filing; the name buried in the
privacy policy is the one with.
Nothing turns on this. It is the kind of drift that accumulates in a young
company. We record it because a customer trying to match a certificate to a
licensee has four names to reconcile and no signpost.
What that does and does not prove
We want to be careful here, because this is the kind of finding that gets
flattened into an accusation on its way through social media, and the data does
not support the accusation.
These are different batches, not split samples. Each pair is a
flower lot and a pre-roll lot of the same cultivar, sampled days or weeks apart,
almost certainly from different harvests. Terpenes are volatile; they are lost
to grinding, to handling, to storage time, to the simple passage of air across
a larger surface area. A pre-roll made from genuinely identical material,
processed a fortnight later, would be expected to test lower. Some of this
decline is physics, not sourcing.
What the physics does not obviously explain is the asymmetry. THC is
also volatile and also degrades, and THC barely moved — down 1.44 points
on average, and up in two of the six pairs. Terpenes fell by a third. If the
two formats were the same material differing only in age and handling, you would
expect some loss on both axes. You get a large loss on one and essentially none
on the other.
The most useful evidence is the two cultivars where a third rung exists. LA
Runtz and Blueberry Diesel each appear as flower, as an uninfused pre-roll, and
as an infused pre-roll, all within about five weeks:
Monotonic, both times. Every rung up the potency ladder is a rung down the
aroma ladder. Blueberry Diesel goes from 1:13.4 in the jar to 1:39.3 in the
infused joint — the same cultivar, the same month, the same company, and a
ratio that has degraded by a factor of three.
Across the whole set the pattern is not subtle:
Infused pre-rolls vs flower: Total THC +42.2%, total terpenes −51.7%. White Rainbow infused reaches 1:125.3, at 0.330% terpenes.
The claim, and the honest verdict
Florette's whole-flower positioning is a real, testable proposition, and it is
the reason we could run this analysis at all — a brand that publishes
matched certificates is a brand handing critics the tools. On the evidence, the
pre-rolls are not chemically equivalent to the jars. We cannot say from
certificates alone why. Grinding losses, batch age and harvest
variation are all live explanations, and none of them requires anyone to have
used trim. But "the same premium flower found in jars" is a claim about the
product in the customer's hand, and on the numbers the product in the
customer's hand carries about two-thirds of the aroma.
The flower, which is genuinely excellent
None of the above should obscure the headline. Sixteen cultivars, median total
terpenes 2.060%, median terpene-to-THC ratio
1:13.6. Set against the two brands we examined immediately
before this one:
White Fire Durban is the standout in the entire series to date: 3.520%
total terpenes at 29.071% THC — a ratio of 1:8.3. Volume 07
established that well-made hash lands around 1:16 to 1:18. This is flower
testing at half that. OG Chem at 2.850% and 1:10.1 is not far behind.
1 : 8.3
White Fire Durban — the best flower ratio recorded in this series
The arithmetic holds everywhere. Across thirty-three flower, pre-roll and
infused batches, 0.877 × THCa + Δ9
reproduces the printed Total THC with a worst deviation of 0.47%.
There is no potency inflation anywhere in this catalogue.
There is also no inversion. Across the sixteen flower cultivars the correlation
between THC and total terpenes is r = +0.32 — weakly
positive, meaning the strongest cuts are, if anything, the most aromatic. LA
Runtz is the most potent lot in the set at 33.4% and sits comfortably in the top
third on ratio. That is the opposite of what we found in most catalogues, and it
is a real compliment to the breeding and the cure.
The disclosure result
Forty-three certificates, four formats, 21 terpene analytes on every
single one regardless of format or date. Every batch prints the same
licensee and the same licence number. Vape certificates that carry only heavy
metals say so explicitly and name the lot where the rest of the chemistry lives.
This is the first brand in the series with no format gap at all.
New York's floor is 20 analytes, so the panel clears it by one — a
laboratory decision rather than a brand one, and the same 21-analyte panel we
documented in Volume 12, from the same laboratory.
The vapes, and a word that got away from everyone
In May 2025, amNY ran a warm profile of the company. Its description of the new
vape line reads:
"Available in three strains (sativa, hybrid and indica), the vapes are pure
flower rosin and use the Direct Xtract method, which utilizes
heat and compression to preserve the flower without solvents or
additives."
Every vape certificate Florette publishes states a solvent production method
— R134a on
all thirteen we read, and Other
Hydrocarbon on the certificate closest in time to that article. There is
no version of this product that was made by heat and compression without
solvents.
But the words are the reporter's, not the company's, and that
distinction decides how this gets written. "Rosin," "heat and compression" and
"without solvents or additives" appear in unattributed narrative prose. The
direct quotation from Bri Delgado begins in the following paragraph and contains
none of them — she talks about "the full flower experience and the full
terpene experience," which is a claim about flavour, not about extraction.
Florette's own product name is PURE Flower Resin, and in
cannabis usage that is the correct word: resin means solvent-extracted;
rosin means solventless. One letter apart, and a real difference in
price and process.
R134a, fairly described
R134a is 1,1,1,2-tetrafluoroethane — a refrigerant, and an established
cannabis extraction solvent with purpose-built commercial equipment behind it.
Its selling point over butane is that it is non-flammable and
low-toxicity, which materially reduces fire risk in an extraction room,
and it runs cold and low-pressure, which genuinely does preserve monoterpenes.
Every Florette vape passed residual solvents: tetrafluoroethane reported below
the 500 ppm quantitation limit against a 1,000 ppm action level. There
is no contamination finding here and we are not implying one. The
method is legitimate and the product is correctly named.
What is fairly laid at the brand's door is the register. "PURE," "Direct
Xtract," "whole flower is preserved," "everything you love about the flower,
nothing you don't" — that is solventless-adjacent vocabulary wrapped around
a solvent-extracted product, and a journalist read it exactly the way the words
lean. "Direct Xtract" is not a recognised industry term; we found no equipment
vendor or technical literature using it. It is proprietary marketing
nomenclature that sounds like a process.
A brand cannot control what a newspaper writes. It can control whether its copy
invites the error. Eighteen months on, that sentence is still live on amNY and
the product page still says "nothing you don't."
The blog post
On 7 September 2024 the company published "Unlocking Nature's Green Medicine:
The Health Benefits of Cannabis." It is still live, and still the first of three
entries on the blog menu. It runs seven numbered therapeutic sections.
Published on the brand site
"Studies have shown that cannabis can be effective in treating chronic pain, making it a valuable option for those suffering from conditions like arthritis, fibromyalgia, and neuropathic pain."
9 NYCRR §129.2(b)(9)
Advertising and marketing shall not "make medical claims or promote adult-use cannabis for a medical or wellness purpose, including but not limited to any claims or representations that the use of cannabis has curative or therapeutic effects"
Published on the brand site
"Medical cannabis is often recommended for conditions like generalized anxiety disorder, social anxiety, and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)."
Scope
The same post also names epilepsy, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, inflammatory bowel disease, multiple sclerosis, cancer chemotherapy, HIV/AIDS and anorexia nervosa.
Strain page — Triple Scoop
Under the heading PERFECT FOR: — "Alleviating stress, anxiety, depression, chronic pain, and insomnia."
Effective
3 December 2025. I.D. No. OCM-35-24-00006-A, filed 18 November 2025. Still live 16 August 2026 — eight months later.
We counted rather than estimated. Of twenty-two strain pages, twenty-one
carry effect language — and the twenty-second is a blank stub, not
a page that showed restraint. Six make explicit
condition-or-symptom claims, spanning eight distinct therapeutic
assertions: stress, anxiety, depression, chronic pain, insomnia, mood,
tension, sedation.
Getting the citation right
Part 129 is Marketing and Advertising; Part 128 is Packaging and Labeling
— the two are routinely confused. The December 2025 amendments moved the
advertising prohibitions to §129.2(b) and made medical and
wellness claims a freestanding item at (b)(9), rather than a species of
false or misleading advertising as in the 2023 text. Truthfulness is therefore
no longer a defence. §129.3 now governs discounts and loyalty
programmes, and Cornell's LII still serves the superseded 2023 text
— anyone citing either is citing the wrong rule.
One more, smaller and stranger. The Terms and Conditions page, section 8, live
today: "These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with
the laws of [Jurisdiction]. Any dispute… shall be subject to
the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of [Jurisdiction]."
The Strains index page still carries an unedited "Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet"
block with a dead link. Two years in, on a company whose lab work is this good.
Certificates, read closely
We read all forty-three end to end. No panel is marked FAIL anywhere; every
certificate reads FOR COMPLIANCE PASSED. What we did find is a pattern of
clerical noise that a brand this rigorous should want to know about.
- Nine certificates carry revision notes. Most are minor — batch numbers and sample names amended at client request. One is not: Purple Wreck (AL51018004-006) reads "Report has been revised to include remediated micro results. Remediation results supersede and overwrite initial microbial results." The superseded original is not published.
- The vape production method is itself a correction. Strawberry Lemonade carries "Revision: #1 — Report revised to update production method." The certificate contemporaneous with the amNY article declared "Other Hydrocarbon"; R134a appears from late July 2025 onward.
- A "Label Claim Verification" panel prints PASSED with zero data rows on all forty-three — blank weight, analysis method N/A, no analytes. A pass against nothing.
- One vape has no traceability number at all — Strawberry Lemonade prints Seed To Sale #: n/a, and every Analyzed Date on that document reads N/A.
- Transcription slips: a 3.5g whole-flower jar labelled Type: Pre-roll; an infused pre-roll for "Blueberry Disesel"; a batch code with a doubled hyphen; a seed-to-sale number missing a character that every other certificate has; a vape whose batch date code precedes its own sample date.
- One pre-roll certificate prints a third business identity — a phone number and a Gmail address under the licensee block, on a document otherwise identical to the others. The same phone number appears on the older Keystone certificate.
Checked, and deliberately not reported as a finding
Several certificates print total aerobic bacteria and total yeast-and-mould in
the tens of thousands — OG Chem at 46,000 and 53,000 CFU/g — with the
limit column reading "TESTED" and the pass/fail cell blank. This is not a
contamination finding. New York removed numeric limits for both analytes
on adult-use unextracted cannabis in January 2023; the Testing Limits document
reads "Report Results Only," because in OCM's own words total counts "do not
necessarily correlate with the presence or absence of a harmful mold." The
analytes New York does enforce — Salmonella, Shiga-toxin
E. coli and four Aspergillus species, absent in one gram
— passed on every batch.
The laboratory question
Every number in this piece rests on Kaycha, and a reader is entitled to know
what that means.
Kaycha NY LLC holds New York permit
OCMCPL-2022-00006
and appears on OCM's current permitted-laboratories table with no restriction
flag. In April 2025, however, the Arizona Department of Health Services issued a
Statement of Deficiencies against Kaycha's Tempe laboratory following March
inspections. The finding that matters: "Kaycha retested potency samples, per
client request, without a scientifically valid reason to do so… A laboratory may
not retest potency samples unless there is a known failure in the extraction
and/or analytical testing." Related findings recorded laboratory control
recovery at 122% and matrix spike at 123% against 80–120% criteria, and
stated that "the batch results were biased high."
Boundaries, because this one attracts embellishment. That is
Arizona, not New York; a different laboratory, different
director, different state licence. The Arizona document contains
no finding of fraud and no finding of intent, and no percentage
figure for inflation — claims to the contrary circulating online are
back-calculations by third parties, not findings. Kaycha's New York permit is
active and unrestricted. We raise it because a series that treats certificates
as evidence has to be honest about the evidentiary chain, not because anything
in it implicates Florette.
One correction to our own habit while we are here: the string "ISO 17025
Accreditation # 97164" prints identically on Kaycha's New York, Florida and
Arizona reports, which means it functions as a company-wide identifier rather
than a certificate specific to the Albany laboratory. We are not repeating it as
the New York lab's accreditation number, and neither should anyone else.
The Keystone thread, and a negative worth stating clearly
Before Kaycha, some Florette material went to Keystone State Testing of
New York. We retrieved one: an Albany Sour flower sample released 15
January 2024, issued to Green Wells Venture LLC under the old
conditional cultivator licence OCM-AUCC-22-000235. All panels passed; all four
Aspergillus species not detected; Total THC 25.31%.
Keystone is the laboratory behind New York's February 2026 recall —
55 lots, of which 54 concerned falsely reported
Aspergillus results and one a misreported cadmium figure. Three lots
were removed in March after passing retests, leaving 52 on the current listing.
Keystone's permit no longer appears on OCM's permitted-laboratories list.
We read every row of that recall, twice, in both the original and
current versions. Neither Green Wells Venture, nor Green Wells Farm or Farms,
nor Casa Verde Farms, nor Florette appears anywhere in it — not as
licensee, not in a product description, not in a lot number. Fifteen licensees
are named and this is not one of them. The relationship with the laboratory
existed; the recall does not touch this company.
What we could not verify
- Why the pre-roll terpenes fall. This is the central limitation. Six matched pairs across different batches establish a direction and a magnitude, not a cause. Only the company can say whether its pre-roll input is the same material as its jar input, and we have asked.
- The About page. Its served HTML still contains placeholder testimonials and team entries reading "Jane Doe" and "Name Here." We are not reporting that as a live defect, because both blocks sit inside wrappers set to display:none and no visitor sees them. An automated fetch would report otherwise, and that is exactly how this sort of error gets published.
- The Wellsville address is not a state record. It appears on the certificates. New York's DOS entity record for Green Wells Venture LLC has blank address fields and lists only a Miami service-of-process agent.
- Batch-code segments. The middle three letters vary — GWV, ULF, CAG, IMB, GIM. GWV plausibly reads as the company's initials. We do not know what the others denote, and we will not speculate; sourced flower is one possible reading among several.
- "The state's youngest licensee at 25." That is amNY's own parenthetical, unsourced, and OCM does not publish licensee ages. Note also that only Luis Delgado appears as contact of record on the licences.
- Distribution. A figure of "43 dispensaries" circulates with no traceable source; do not use it. What we can support: on 16 August 2026, 42 licensed storefronts in New York City and 80 statewide listed live Florette inventory, each verified individually against the store's own menu, median five SKUs. The brand's own locator lists 220 rows but is visibly un-deduplicated.
- No public record of enforcement, which is not a clean record. No recall, violation, suspension or penalty naming this company appears in OCM's current or archived recalls, its enforcement pages, Control Board resolutions, or the state open-data portal. But New York maintains no public disciplinary register for cannabis licensees; inspections and corrective action plans are never published, and OCM's own guidance says a final disposition "may be made public."
- Trademarks, for the record. FLORETTE is federally registered — Reg. 7845139, June 2025 — but for apparel and smoking accessories, not cannabis. A cannabis-goods application was filed 26 May 2026 and remains unexamined.
The scorecard
Format coverage4 of 4 — first in series
Flower terpene ratio1 : 13.6 — best in series
Arithmetic integrity33 of 33
Licence identityResolves exactly
Cultivation claimMatches the record
Panel width21 — 1.05× floor
Whole-flower claimNot supported — 6 of 6
Infused terpene ratio1 : 41.2
Health claimsLive, 8 months on
Site copy hygienePlaceholders live
The best flower and the most complete disclosure this series has found,
attached to copy that keeps writing cheques the certificates decline.
The shape of it
Florette is, on the chemistry, the strongest brand we have covered. It publishes
more than anyone else — not just more certificates, but certificates for
the formats every other brand quietly omits. Its licence identity resolves.
Its cultivation claim survives the one check that can falsify it. Its arithmetic
is clean across thirty-three batches. And its flower is not merely good by the
standards of a market optimised on a single number; White Fire Durban at 3.52%
terpenes is good by any standard.
Then there is the copy. A whole-flower claim that six of its own matched pairs
decline to support. Vape language that reads as solventless around a solvent
product, and a newspaper sentence that made the leap and has sat there for
fifteen months. A blog post promising relief from epilepsy and chemotherapy
nausea, still live eight months after New York made that a freestanding
prohibition. A governing-law clause that says [Jurisdiction].
The gap between those two paragraphs is the whole review. Somebody at this
company cares a great deal about getting the numbers right. Somebody else is
writing the website. We would like to see the first person given the second
person's job.
We have put the pre-roll question to Florette directly, and we will publish
whatever comes back in full.
Disclosure & firewall
DankeSuper has no commercial relationship with Florette, Green Wells Venture
LLC, Kaycha Labs, or any retailer named here. No product was supplied to us.
Every figure was transcribed from a certificate the company publishes or read
from a government register anyone can query, and every derived statistic was
recomputed independently before publication. We have invited the company to
respond on the pre-roll terpene differential, the whole-flower claim, the vape
marketing language, and the health-claims blog post; any response will be
published on this page in full. Corrections policy:
/about/.
Sources & verification
- Florette certificate index — florettecannabis.com/test-results; 43 batch PDFs read and transcribed directly
- Brand pages — /about · /products · /strains · /terms-conditions · /privacy-policy · /blog-menu, all fetched 16 August 2026
- "Unlocking Nature's Green Medicine: The Health Benefits of Cannabis," published 7 September 2024, still live — florettecannabis.com/blog-posts
- NY OCM licensee dataset — OCM-CULT-24-000117, OCM-PROC-24-000089, OCM-DIST-24-000076, Green Wells Venture LLC — data.ny.gov, queried 16 August 2026
- NY Cannabis Control Board Resolution 2026-52, 6 August 2026 — renewal of OCM-CULT-24-000117
- NY Department of State entity record, DOS ID 5695694, and Assumed Name History (CASA VERDE FARMS, ID 6882092) — apps.dos.ny.gov
- 9 NYCRR §130.22 and NY OCM Cannabis Testing Limits, Rev. 9 February 2026 — 20-analyte terpene minimum; "Report Results Only" for total aerobic bacteria and total yeast & mould on adult-use unextracted cannabis — cannabis.ny.gov
- 9 NYCRR Parts 128 and 129 as amended — §129.2(b)(9), §128.6(a)(3) — adopted text; NY State Register Vol. XLVII Issue 48, I.D. No. OCM-35-24-00006-A, filed 18 November 2025, effective 3 December 2025
- NY OCM permitted laboratories — Kaycha NY LLC, permit 00006, Albany — cannabis.ny.gov/cannabis-laboratories
- Arizona Department of Health Services, Report of Findings, Kaycha Labs AZ — Tempe, dated 24 April 2025, inspections 13 and 18 March 2025 — azcarecheck.azdhs.gov
- NY OCM product recall related to Keystone lab, issued 26 February 2026, updated 27 March 2026 — cannabis.ny.gov/past-recalls; all rows read individually
- Keystone State Testing of New York certificate, Green Wells Venture LLC, Albany Sour, released 15 January 2024 — ny-keystonestatetesting.grow.labware.cloud
- Emily Davenport-Salcedo, amNewYork Metro, 26 May 2025 — amny.com
- USPTO TSDR — FLORETTE Reg. 7845139 (serial 98007225, Cl. 025 and 034); serial 99846347 filed 26 May 2026, intent-to-use — tsdr.uspto.gov
- Live retail menus, 16 August 2026 — Chelsea Cannabis Co, SOFACLUB, ALTOCANNA, Terp Bros Astoria, Housing Works Broadway; Weedmaps brand listings verified per store menu
- DankeSuper Cannabinoid Pharmacology Framework v1 — /science/#framework
- Terpene-to-THC benchmarks established in Volume 07; panel-width methodology in Volume 11; format-gap methodology in Volume 12
Certificates read and transcribed August 2026 directly from the published PDFs; every derived
statistic was recomputed independently before publication. Licence status was queried on
16 August 2026 and two of the three licences expire within weeks of that date — re-query
before relying on it. Regulatory citations were verified against adopted rule text rather than
secondary summaries. Corrections will be published on this page.