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Please have a look at our frequently asked questions.

How is DankeSuper so much cooler than other hemp extract brands?

Is it your Aura?
Some company recently was interested in buying our “aura.” They didn’t want our product. They kept saying, “We want your aura.” We never figured out what they wanted. But they were willing to pay a lot for it. So then we thought that if somebody was willing to pay that much for our it, we should try to figure out what our it is.

We think “aura” is something that only somebody else can see, and they only see as much of it as they want to. It’s all in the other person’s eyes. You can only see an aura on people you don’t know very well or don’t know at all. We were having dinner the other night with everybody from the office. The kids at the office treat DankeSuper’s founders like dirt, because they know us and they see us every day. But then there was this nice friend that somebody had brought along who had never met us, and this kid could hardly believe that he was having dinner with DankeSuper! Everybody else was seeing us, but he was seeing DankeSuper

Is it true that consuming DankeSuper will make me more radiant?
All subjective points to the answer being yes, but non-clinical studies are ongoing to verify results.
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I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty,

Payments

What payment methods do you accept?
Cryptocurrency, credit cards, and silver bullion.
Is my payment information secure?
We do not directly retain or record any customer payment information, and take extensive measures to ensure your security. That said, if you observe suspicious activity and believe it was result of transaction with DankeSuper please contact: FrankTheTank@DankeSuper.co immediately for further assistance.
What is DankeSuper’s refund policy
DankeSuper will refunds on orders cancelled prior to shipping, Once the product has shipped and delivery is confirmed, DankeSuper will only issue refunds for products with obvious damage or in instances where the client irrefutably senses the product is substandard.

Your Account & Orders

How to log into my account?
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I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now.

Can I cancel my order?
When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary.

I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty,

How can I change my password?
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I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty,

Shipping & Returns

How much is shipping?
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I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now.

Where does Spring ship to?
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I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty,

How do I return my item?
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I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty,